Prepress terms

[negative_perfection]

1. stripper
2. gutter
3. creep
4. shingles
5. bleed
6. trap
7. spread
8. choke

Did I miss anything? Come on crew - give me your best sentence using the above words. Go!

[kevinf]

I would but I'm fairly certain it could get me arrested in 48 states!

[detric_1]

So there I was checking out the gutter when a stripper named Ruby comes by and asks me to spread her trap. I told her it would bleed, but she didn't care. Something about her old man and shingles. I didn't know if it was coming and goin', and I didn't want to be a creep, so I just decided to choke it by myself.

(added a few others, just cause I couldn't resist.)

Dave

[prepress_brillance_43]

Once upon a time there was a stripper who lived in the gutter. Her husband was a creep and she had shingles. Her leg liked to bleed when she would put it in the bear trap that she usually couldnt spread back open. Her husband said to her one day, "Bitch, I'll choke you!"

[mc_hristel]

I was leaning against the layout table checking the proof for creep but it turned out shingling had already been done. Then a stripper asked if there should be bleed in the gutter of the spread. I said yes, but saw that the trap had choked the typeface we had used.
:roll:

detric_1 wins!
:P :P :P

[detric_1]

thanks vee....

Ya know...in a strange sort of way...that sentence is more racy than the MTV VMA's...



Dave

[prepress_brillance_43]

Originally Posted by Mr. Vee

detric_1 wins!

"Bitch, I'll choke you!" :lol: :wink:

Originally Posted by prepress_brillance_43

"Bitch, I'll choke you!" :lol: :wink:

Bring it Fat-Ass!
Vee :twisted:

[UncleTwitchy]

Looks to me like some people need to learn the difference between "sentences" and "paragraphs".