Prepress terms

[prepress_brillance_43]

Originally Posted by prepress_vee

Bring it Fat-Ass!
Vee :twisted:

:lol:


my whole "paragraph" revolved around ending it with "Bitch, I'll choke you."
brought to you by a Latrell Spreewell commemoration commitee.

:lol:

[negative_perfection]

I forgot to include PMS and gripper in the original list. Anyone else?

[Lorem_Ipsum]

Okay, I'll have a go at a sentence, but the grammar will be bad.

I was working quietly when suddenly, a creep of salesguy smelling like he came from the gutter, stood beside me and scratched his shingles, until the sores began to bleed on my work; all the while he made tired jokes about strippers and film until I could stand no more, thus turning, spreading my fingers and choking his neck in like a vice gripper with the fury of godzilla in a beartrap with pms.

I work in Prepress.

[PrePressKev]

I used to work with a woman named Ruby who had a speach impediment; we called her Ruby-lithe. <rimshot>

The other night I went to Kareoke night with my co-workers. Last time I do that; one of them told me I was half-tone deaf. <rimshot>

I told my wife I wanted to be in the delivery room when our child was born. She said, "Why? You weren't there when it was conceived!" <rimshot>

I know that last one doesn't have anything to do with PrePress, but I couldn't resist the classic Rodney

[Cyberfrog]

So there I was, helping a stripper fix her shingles and clean her gutters. She told me her boyfriend was a creep, and she wanted to choke him. So I gripper, spread her trap, but then she started to bleed. Turns out she had pms.

[sauce]

Originally Posted by Cyberfrog

So there I was, helping a stripper fix her shingles and clean her gutters. She told me her boyfriend was a creep, and she wanted to choke him. So I gripper, spread her trap, but then she started to bleed. Turns out she had pms.

i lol'd

[ihateprepress]

This thread delivers. It's been a while since I've had a spare minute to hit the forums, but this thread has gotten me motivated to slack off and make the time.

[oxburger]

I'm pretty sure that most of those terms are already used in webster's dictionary under the definition of "Marriage".

[Helvetica]

Most common word in my department is F***

[Farabomb]

Originally Posted by Helvetica

Most common word in my department is F***

Same here, maybe F**k you, or this F***ing designer....

F**k is key thou.