Quotes we use

[morgan20]

We all heard the classic customer/coworker quotes, but what are some things YOU say or do to piss off your boss.

For instance I used to say "garbage in, garbage out".

My boss hated that, I think it ultimately aided in my demise with that company (ugly firing)

[almaink]

"I forgot my magic wand at home" "can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear"
R a few...

[David]

it don't get no better than this...




pissed off the old boss guy every time he heard this.

he ain't here, so it's no fun using it anymore.

[chris_r]

my favorite around here is "fuck it, its only junk mail".

hows that for company spirit?

cr

[Joe]

"If they wanted it done right they wouldn't have sent it here."

The boss really hates when I say that.

[mc_hristel]

It seems like people(not just customers) expect you to know what they want even if they don't tell you and to that I say: "If I could read minds I wouldn't be working here!" (I usualy don't say it out loud though)

[Sean]

"Just because you've been doing something for 20 years, doesn't mean you've doing it right..."

Imagine the sneers I get from that.

[zimmy]

Originally Posted by mc_hristel

It seems like people(not just customers) expect you to know what they want even if they don't tell you and to that I say: "If I could read minds I wouldn't be working here!" (I usualy don't say it out loud though)

Yea I use 'Who do I look like Dion Warwick?"

[chris_r]

"what do i look like, the shell answer man?"

cr

[morgan20]

these are two of my personal favorites:

"I can't work late tonight".
"Why?"
"Just can't"

"I'm unavailable this weekend"

Man, that really pisses them off!