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Jalan · #21 (**permalink**) 03-03-2006, 02:22 PM

"You're Wrong". That's what I say that always pisses him off.
Eventually after getting all pissed at me, he'll come over and say "Oh, I guess you were right".

tbJAMMIN · #22 (**permalink**) 03-03-2006, 03:18 PM

My favorite on to use on angry bosses when getting hassled about a reprint:

"Paper doesn't grow on trees."

mattbeals · #23 (**permalink**) 03-03-2006, 03:27 PM

Proper Previous Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Mungo · #24 (**permalink**) 03-05-2006, 02:12 PM

My personal favourite. You can't polish a turd. (those outside of australia may not understand replace "a turd" with "a shit" if that is the case).
When I hear "I have had 15 years experience in the industry" I translate to "I have had 1 years experience 15 times".

morgan20 · #25 (**permalink**) 03-06-2006, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mungo

My personal favourite. You can't polish a turd. (those outside of australia may not understand replace "a turd" with "a shit" if that is the case).
When I hear "I have had 15 years experience in the industry" I translate to "I have had 1 years experience 15 times".

I love it. I will try to use that one today, it is a perfect replacement for "let's put some lipstick on this pig"

Bart · #26 (**permalink**) 03-06-2006, 05:52 AM

I'm a man of few words - "C*NT!" always makes me feel better :roll:

Jezza · #27 (**permalink**) 03-06-2006, 05:56 AM

One bag of shit is much like another

Production managers hate it when I say that

Rickyp_uk · #28 (**permalink**) 03-06-2006, 06:11 AM

This one always gets a bite:

"Have u seen how much plumbers are on nowadays!"

Then the following day bring the job paper in

morgan20 · #29 (**permalink**) 03-06-2006, 06:24 AM

How about "I don't get paid enough to...."

that usually gets someone pissed off.

Mjetz · #30 (**permalink**) 03-06-2006, 07:34 AM

You can have it right, or you can have it now, but you can't have it RIGHT NOW.

You're making a mountain out of a mouse turd.

Let me get into my "Way Back" machine.

If it's not on my desk, it doesn't exsist.

Hot, as in the other (insert number) jobs on my desk.

Let me turn the turbo charger on the proofer to speed things up.

No, I'm doing this just to piss you off.

Yep, I made a (insert dollar amount) mistake just the giggles.

You must be a Quarterback the way you can pass sh*t off.

No.

So from now on.....