Quotes we use

[prepress_brillance_43]

"I cant help the fact that I cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit."

[morgan20]

I just had a good on right now. I'm sitting a my machine surfing the internet and a csr is bugging me about a file, so I say:

"can't talk, I'm at lunch"

so I see him run over to my supervisor to cry about it, I might get fired today 8O

[RosieHS]

Here's one I use constantly:

"Sorry I haven't gotten to your project. I'm currently working on three hot jobs right now." :twisted:

[jason]

"fuck it, its only junk mail"

:lol:

OR

"Fuck it, it's going to be thrown away anyway."

OR

"They are going to love those in Egypt."

[Renae]

Usually used in reference to when the client wants the job done--

And people in hell want ice water

Renae

[clod]

Quote:
"fuck it, its only junk mail"


OR

"Fuck it, it's going to be thrown away anyway."

That's one thing that stops me dead in my tracks occasionally. We work hard and fret and worry about these jobs, and take major heat from bosses and clients when for most of it we could just as easily cut out the middle man and have a dumpster catch the shit as it comes off the press. Every now and then I need to be brainwashed back into thinking that this stuff actually has value to the end user...besides bird cage lining. I'm fine with the "if you going to do something, do it well" concept, but you gotta keep your priorities in check.

[morgan20]

Yeah, everything I work on hits the shredder sooner than later, so pissing off the bossman is my purpose in life.

[Gandalf]

" This job is just like stealin" or " All I have to do is push the right button"



The Bosses love it when you say these real LOUD>

[JimG]

[/quote]That's one thing that stops me dead in my tracks occasionally. We work hard and fret and worry about these jobs, and take major heat from bosses and clients when for most of it we could just as easily cut out the middle man and have a dumpster catch the shit as it comes off the press. Every now and then I need to be brainwashed back into thinking that this stuff actually has value to the end user...besides bird cage lining. I'm fine with the "if you going to do something, do it well" concept, but you gotta keep your priorities in check.

But that would put the Post Office and Garbagemen out of work :wink:

[seetomtype]

When the boss wants me to do something that I know won't work, or that
I don't want to do "You're the chief!" That pisses him off, and it pissed the
last boos off even more. Onto my second generation with that one :lol: