This will make my eyes water!

[Jezza]

A Production Manager has just walked up and said that he needs two extra G5's.

Perhaps he thinks I keep 'em up my arse.

I says that I can probably dig out two cheesey old Graphites and they'll be ready in an hour or so. He wants them now because he's messed up the overtime and has two guys without a machine.

Good grief!

We're a mac down anyway, I got no IT support today and I've got to put them in the upstairs office where there's the only space I have and we'll get nothing out of the work shy slackers anyway. I also need access to comms so I can plug 'em into the network. Argghhhhhh. Not my job.

Sorry guys, just had to get that off me chest.

Gotta go now and try and squeeze out a couple of G5's from my bung hole! That's gonna hurt, I wish apple would put a taper on those mothers!

[David]

Originally Posted by Jezza

Gotta go now and try and squeeze out a couple of G5's from my bung hole! That's gonna hurt, I wish apple would put a taper on those mothers!

you have my sympathies...
maybe a little lube would go a long way with that. Be gentle and don't push or you'll get a 'roid!

:lol:

[Jezza]

He settled for a couple of G4's, at least they have rounded corners !

rotflmao!
:P :P

[Rickyp_uk]

Originally Posted by Jezza

He settled for a couple of G4's, at least they have rounded corners !

A couple of G4 Cubes would be rabbit droppins compared to those monsters!
:x