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02-03-2006, 07:32 AM
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Re: Classic Coworker Quotes
I would have said "Sorry I don't do stupid"
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It looks fine on my screen.
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02-03-2006, 07:34 AM
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Then export the illy file as an eps and place it in Publisher! :P
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why not just save it as a jpeg and send it to word? :lol: |
Then print it out and scan it |
take the scan to MS paint and typeset a graph and save a .bmp file... |
Then take the .bmp file, put it in a webpage, then do a screen capture.
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02-03-2006, 08:26 AM
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Then export the illy file as an eps and place it in Publisher! :P
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why not just save it as a jpeg and send it to word? :lol: |
Then print it out and scan it |
take the scan to MS paint and typeset a graph and save a .bmp file... |
Then take the .bmp file, put it in a webpage, then do a screen capture. |
Take a photo of that with your mobile phone.....
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02-03-2006, 08:26 AM
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Then export the illy file as an eps and place it in Publisher! :P
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why not just save it as a jpeg and send it to word? :lol: |
Then print it out and scan it |
take the scan to MS paint and typeset a graph and save a .bmp file... |
Then take the .bmp file, put it in a webpage, then do a screen capture. |
Take a photo of that with your mobile phone..... |
:lol: now thats quality printing 101. |
02-03-2006, 08:35 AM
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heres my favorite:
coworker: my mac is f@#%ed up, i cant get it to boot up.
me: what troubleshooting have you tried so far?
coworker: nothing, thats your job!
im serious...that is an absolutely true story!
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02-03-2006, 09:24 AM
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"My computer has 80 gigabytes of memory".
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02-03-2006, 09:37 AM
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"Nuetralizer is down!"
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02-03-2006, 10:07 AM
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I will FTP this file with Fletch.
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02-03-2006, 10:10 AM
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Heh, one of our Production Mgr guys keeps calling it "STP" - I think he's messing with me, but I can't be certain.
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02-03-2006, 10:34 AM
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can you put those files on the pdf site?
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