Classic customer quotes . . .

[PrintsWilliam]

"Well, when I pasted it into Publisher from Word everything looked great, so I don't know what it is you are doing wrong on your end."

8O

[prepress_brillance_43]

Well ma'am, the problem IS on our end, we just havent figured out yet how to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.


:roll: :lol:





poop/

[David]

I don't know what you did... it's in register on my screen...


WOOHOO!!!

8O

[jv58]

"I want a gradient that goes from yellow to blue but I don't want any green in it."

Joe

[Joe]

The photo you gave us is RGB.

No it's not, it's black and white on my screen. 8O

[chris_r]

customer: "you need to match on press what i see on my monitor."

my reply: "then i hope your monitor has a long cable, because your going to have to bring it to the press ok."

cr

[tbJAMMIN]

My last two printers didn't have a problem with my files!!!

[Rickyp_uk]

Sales Rep: Can you ring the Designer and explain it to him
Designer: Can you ring the client and explain it to him

[tuff_gong]

Designer (on being told there would be an extra charge for time spent trapping a hideously compex job)
"Why should I pay more because your press guys can't line it up right?"

[jason]

Sales Rep: "What software did you use to create this brochure?"

Designer: "Adobe." 8O