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12-15-2005, 11:59 AM
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barkeep eyes the strangers suspiciously... keeping one hand on bat while he checks out the bizarre guy dressed up like something in an old western...
suddenly, out of nowhere... he whips up a frothy drink made with an assortment of fruit juices with a large helping of tequila. He winks at the cowboy and says "here ya go, cowboy, something to wash the dust out of your throat.
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12-15-2005, 12:19 PM
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"careful 'bout winking at them cowboys, keep. You seen the preview for that Brokeback Mountain, aint ya?"
Mr. one arm pulls up a stool and sits along side some of the regular good 'ol boys and suggests a round of shots and some cards. "$100 gets ya in the game. 7 card stud, no peek. deuces wild. any ya'lls in?"
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12-15-2005, 12:24 PM
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I'm in, I could use the extra money. How are your poker faces?
Slams the shot from new acquaintance, and says "Deal 'em up Pardner!"
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12-15-2005, 12:27 PM
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barkeep replies "you sure look cute in them tight jeans..."
I like to play go fish... when I'm not busy wiping down the bar.
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12-15-2005, 12:43 PM
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I thought You had a strange look about you, when you made me a drink with Fruit and Tequila.
So you like go fish Huh? How bout a good ol' game of old maid? Maybe we could find your old lady?
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12-15-2005, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by [color=red
COUNTRY JOE G[/color]]How bout a good ol' game of old maid? Maybe we could find your old lady?
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ooooooo..... 8O thems fightin words 'keep.
I think he called you yella, you aint no yella is ya, 'keep?
ANTE UP BOYS here come the cards. no looking now! deuces are wild.
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12-15-2005, 01:20 PM
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Hah... atleast your imagesetter, two of your presses, and your digital production copier didn't all simultatneously deside to take a dive this morning!
Today has been hell on earth!
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12-15-2005, 01:22 PM
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Well, then belly up and Have a drink with the rest of us.
<slides the bottle to Phr3ak>
You in for the 7-card too?
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