anti-stupid

[David]

This just in:

Yahoo News:

You know anybody who needs an "anti-stupid" pill?
Mon Aug 7, 8:30 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

Can I get a VERY large bottle to give out to certain individuals?

I don't think I've ever seen a stupid fruit fly. Just annoying fruit flies.
8O

[negative_perfection]

But if everyone was as smart as we are, who would we have to make fun of?

[David]

I'm sure, with us a smart as we are, we can find someone to make fun of...


hey, don't look at me...


I haven't had my medication yet...


mommie....


can I go out and play?


:?:

[mc_hristel]

I had heard about this on the radio too. I can see testing mice to see if they are less stupid, but fruit flies? The ones that don't fly into the bug zapper are the smart ones?

I have some co-workers that could use some of this though...

[macandy]

I have some customers that could use this but does it work on the brain dead?

[prepress_brillance_43]

so are there also pills in the works to make us stupider(heheh stupidER)??

..or is that what the media is for?.. ooooooooo SLAM!.. :lol:

[David]

are there also pills in the works to make us stupider?

don't need none of them pills...


got plenty o' stupid to go around!


8O

or to be PC...

intelligence challenged!

[prepress_brillance_43]

I wanna be intellegence challenged, too. Can I? Can I Pleeeease?



"they say ignorance is bliss, but ignorance is just so fuckin ignorant, you may even be ignorant of it." -CeeLo Green

in other words maybe I am already intellegence challenged but too stupid to realize it..

on second thoughts....

I'll take several dozen bottles of them there anti-stupid pills Doc! :?

[edgar]

Anti-stupid pills? ...tested on fruit flies?

2 big bottles, please.

[Cornbread]

So, How do you figure out which Fruit Flies got the Placebo?? (scratches rapidly thinning Head)

Do we really need smarter Mice? Aren't they already Smart enough?

Seems like a big waste of time to Me. (returns to playing with dust dancing in the window)