News from the Animal kingdom

[Earendil]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
-(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
-(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to
squirt blood 30 feet.
-(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
-(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
-(Creepy.)

...(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
-(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
-("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
-(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
-(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
-(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
-(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
-(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
-(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
-(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
-(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
-(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
-(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
-(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
-(What about that pig??)

[prepress_goddess]

Originally Posted by Earendil

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

i've worked with pressmen that had this talent! 8O

[David]

Originally Posted by prepress_goddess

i've worked with pressmen that had this talent! 8O

I've been around some salespeople that can do this!

[Earendil]

Yeah, but how about that pig?

[David]

if I were that pig I'd probably have a heart attack and die the happy man I need to be.






free, free at last!

[prepress_brillance_43]

I bet Peon's straight PISSED that a pig gets that and he gets nada. :twisted:

[morgan20]

hey now, as long as nobody here gave a pig a half hour orgasm, we should be OK,

[Earendil]

My X might say she gave a pig a half hour O. :roll:

[morgan20]

Oh boy, I knew this was going to go there!

I'm not going to say anymore on this subject. :P

[Earendil]

8)