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Old 04-05-2006, 11:28 AM
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Job Title: Human

HAHAHA!! didnt know they had any "humans" in a print shop... :lol: :roll:

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Description: Ink and paper in your blood? Are you a problem solver? Join our fast-growing Print Sourcing Services team! PathForwardTM, a unit of Standard Register (NYSE: SR) has immediate openings for a PrintConciergeTM at our Cincinnati, New York and Houston locations. Trusted by leading companies in healthcare, financial services, manufacturing and other industries, Standard Register manages the documents its customers can’t live without. As a leading document services provider, the company uses ...
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:46 AM
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Maybe the pay is all the way up to $5/hr. and you get health insurance where your company pay the entire amount up to 10% of the bill.

Oops. Sorry about that. I hit the sarcasm button again.
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:59 AM
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that's okay the post was a sarcastic post. :lol:
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oh..ohh...ohh..

I want me one of them!!!


WOOHOO!



my job would be sooo much easier ifin' I only had me one o' them...


tra laa laa, laa laa....
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oh..ohh...ohh..

I want me one of them!!!


WOOHOO!



my job would be sooo much easier ifin' I only had me one o' them...


My job's much easier now that I keep a hammer at my desk to handle the tough jobs. Boy life is easier now.


tra laa laa, laa laa....
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a hammer eh?? for knocking knuckleheads on the head and sayin, "HELLO, MCFLY!!".... I'll have to employ me one of them there hammers..
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:13 PM
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Umm, what the hell is a PrintConcierge?

I didn't know I was going to need my dictionary today I guess I wasn't listening when it was announced to the rest of the class...
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:22 PM
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Umm, what the hell is a PrintConcierge?

I didn't know I was going to need my dictionary today I guess I wasn't listening when it was announced to the rest of the class...
:lol: I think it is the same as a doorman or bellhop.

"can I shine ya shoes, gubna?"


ooo ooo and even fancier they have that title TradeMarked.. :roll: they are the only ones entitled to having an employee titled PrintConcierge..
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:30 PM
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here you go,


may I get you a drink, Sir?


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Old 04-05-2006, 02:11 PM
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Oh, I could do that...

Excuse me, would you like a spot color with your black printing? I'm sorry sir, your 9x12 layout will not fit on our sandard 8.5x11 paper.


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