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04-05-2006, 11:28 AM
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Job Title: Human
HAHAHA!! didnt know they had any "humans" in a print shop... :lol: :roll:
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Originally Posted by Printworkers.com
New Job Posting Job Posting # 22186
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Human
Description: Ink and paper in your blood? Are you a problem solver? Join our fast-growing Print Sourcing Services team! PathForwardTM, a unit of Standard Register (NYSE: SR) has immediate openings for a PrintConciergeTM at our Cincinnati, New York and Houston locations. Trusted by leading companies in healthcare, financial services, manufacturing and other industries, Standard Register manages the documents its customers can’t live without. As a leading document services provider, the company uses ...
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04-05-2006, 11:46 AM
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Maybe the pay is all the way up to $5/hr. and you get health insurance where your company pay the entire amount up to 10% of the bill.
Oops. Sorry about that. I hit the sarcasm button again.
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04-05-2006, 11:59 AM
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that's okay the post was a sarcastic post. :lol:
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04-05-2006, 12:17 PM
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Re: Job Title: Human
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Originally Posted by prepress_brillance_43
PrintConcierge
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oh..ohh...ohh..
I want me one of them!!!
WOOHOO!
my job would be sooo much easier ifin' I only had me one o' them...
tra laa laa, laa laa....
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04-05-2006, 12:25 PM
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Re: Job Title: Human
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Originally Posted by david_maberry
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Originally Posted by prepress_brillance_43
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oh..ohh...ohh..
I want me one of them!!!
WOOHOO!
my job would be sooo much easier ifin' I only had me one o' them...
My job's much easier now that I keep a hammer at my desk to handle the tough jobs. Boy life is easier now.
tra laa laa, laa laa....
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04-05-2006, 12:59 PM
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a hammer eh?? for knocking knuckleheads on the head and sayin, "HELLO, MCFLY!!".... I'll have to employ me one of them there hammers.. 
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04-05-2006, 01:13 PM
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Umm, what the hell is a PrintConcierge?
I didn't know I was going to need my dictionary today  I guess I wasn't listening when it was announced to the rest of the class...
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04-05-2006, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mc_hristel
Umm, what the hell is a PrintConcierge?
I didn't know I was going to need my dictionary today  I guess I wasn't listening when it was announced to the rest of the class...
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:lol: I think it is the same as a doorman or bellhop.
"can I shine ya shoes, gubna?"
ooo ooo and even fancier they have that title TradeMarked.. :roll: they are the only ones entitled to having an employee titled PrintConcierge.. :lol:
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04-05-2006, 01:30 PM
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here you go,
may I get you a drink, Sir?

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04-05-2006, 02:11 PM
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Oh, I could do that...
Excuse me, would you like a spot color with your black printing? I'm sorry sir, your 9x12 layout will not fit on our sandard 8.5x11 paper.
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