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Old 11-22-2005, 02:48 PM
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Things you can only say at Thanksgiving:

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. You still have a little bit on your chin.

14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

15. When the little thingy pops up it's ready.
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That was funny!! Thanks Duck.
Happy turkey day!
Vee :wink:
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Old 11-23-2005, 08:03 AM
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It's amazing how us men can take anything, and I mean anything, that somebody says and turn it into something sexual. I love having that ability.

16. Did you enjoy the stuffing.
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Old 11-23-2005, 08:13 AM
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17. I got your turkey...
18. Honey look at them legs!!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready
20. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


Here you go...

drum roll please...





21. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

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Old 11-23-2005, 12:15 PM
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save the neck and giblets for me!
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:33 PM
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23. quick! grab him and chop his head off.
24. be sure and get some of your pumpkin's pie.
25. I'll take some white meat please, it's much better tasting.



and my personal favorite:

26. Would you like me to pour some gravy on there for you?

:P gobble gobble everybody. be sure and give thanks.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:38 PM
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15 minutes to go...

i'm outa here...




HAPPY THANKSGIVING

TO ALL



gobble gobble



and to all...
a good night!


tada
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