It's a straight up conspiracy! I just made a new tinfoil hat so I am now able to break it down for you without the CIA being able to locate my physical position;
Fed-X/Kinkos is paying a TON of money to Adobe to include a direct link to their little printing business. Now, while this may or may not generate much new business, it surely would be a good excuse (front) for a sudden increase in revenue.
The reason they need to cover themselves is because the REAL source of this huge influx of cash is the contract for counterfeiting of American currency in an effort to depreciate the value of the dollar. This is a great trick since it would throw the country into a depression which would in turn make us have borrow an enormous amount of money from the federal reserve aka The World Bank!
Now everyone knows The world Bank is owned by the Rothschilds with ties to the Illuminati and the shape shifting reptilian society that is slithering it's way into world dominance. Dick Cheney is of course their agent in charge of trying to undermine the American economy. Adobe is just a pawn in this game, they really have no clue or choice.
I have to go now, I just saw a big black Lincoln pull up out front.