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Slap him across the face with a glove and challenge him to a gentleman's dual!
Seriously tho, that's effed up. Legal or not, I'd take him out back and let him feel the impact of a couple 17 inch guns. You shouldn't do much time for an assault charge, probably just community service if it's your first offense.
Or, you could take out an ad in the paper for free Harely parts and list his address.
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Volkl - Karma... All Mountain Shredders
Line - Mothership... Super Phat Powder Surfers
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