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The drummer and the bass player were having it out with fists in the orchestra pit. Maestro strode down to them and pushed them apart. "Gentlemen please," he insisted, "Why do you argue so?"
"That Bastard de-tuned one of my strings when I wasn't looking!", said the thick-stringed guitarist. Maestro turned to the drummer and asked, "Is that true, sir?"
"Yup," said the drummer, unused to being asked to speak.
"Well," said Maestro to the somewhat miffed four-stringer, "Can't you tune it up again?"
To which the bass-player replied, "The son-of-a-bitch won't tell me which one it was!"
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