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Old fashion friday vent.
Getting it all out before the weekend.
"End of file error" nice... thanks mr. mac
"Sheetwise or Work and turn?" our CSRs just do not know
"What is a 2 color job?" our CSRs ask daily
"What is a process job?" our CSRs ask daily
"What is the difference between the Speedmaster and the Quickmaster?" - our CSRs ask and wonder why we look at them with pain in our eyes
"Why does this spot color not match that process build?" - Owner complains about daily - but I am armed with my handy dandy spot to process guide (true story)
OH YEAH... Thanks Pantone for changing all the builds - That has really made my life so much easier. Colorbridge is sweet!
"Print EVERYTHING in 300 line screen - It is better quality" - Owner asking for a job on an uncoated sheet
"Please re-plate this, I accidentally stepped on it" thanks MR. Pressman. Why was it on the floor?
"Let's do another test" - I cannot even discuss that one
"Intel in the MAC - thank you one more time" I am glad that i still sport my good old PowerPC but I have 15 others in the shop that are Intel-based adobe crash test dummies.
"UPGRADE TIME" fun times for all...
"Server Crash" nice...
"Why is this font not embedding?"
Phone systems.
Paging system.
"CANT YOU JUST....... ????" if I hear it again - Dont you think i would have JUST.....
I think that I am JUST going to go fishing...
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