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Old 07-18-2007, 02:35 PM
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PANHANDLING WORKS IF YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT SIGN
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills
every day.

Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work,a wife & 6
kids to support"

Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"
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