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A husband and wife came for counselling after 40 years of
marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a
passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in
the 40 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry
list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their
marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after
asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your
wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The
husband thought for a moment and replied,..
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays I go fishing."
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Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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Am I still doing this?
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