Few of our favorites....
We used to call ourselves McGraphics...
"...4 pieces of film and a matchprint??? Drive around"
And we mysteriously had an FM button to get those impossible jobs done... "Just push the FM Button.....F!@#ing Magic Button"
And aside from the ID 10T Error...I always wanted to tell a customer to RTFM...Read the F@#$ing Manual!!!!
And the one to drive the boss off the rocker.....
"I'm sorry, yesterday is all booked up...could I interest you in something later this afternoon?"
Sarcasm does seem to be a common thread with all of us...
Dave